I AM THE WALRUS

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo... (etc.)

Finally some English from you, Mister Rael.
Did you know that the Who made a song called "Rael"? You should've posted that instead. And the Beatles were Hippies. I thought you were conservative.
And your avatar. Are you a Neo-Nazi now? You know I'm a Jew. So if you are, [not sure if swears are allowed] you.

Funnyhaha wrote:

Finally some English from you, Mister Rael.
Did you know that the Who made a song called "Rael"? You should've posted that instead. And the Beatles were Hippies. I thought you were conservative.
And your avatar. Are you a Neo-Nazi now? You know I'm a Jew. So if you are, [not sure if swears are allowed] you.

Swears are allowed.

Also, it's koo koo ka choo.